Well it’s a little late but better late than never I suppose
(that’s what she said hahaha!!).
Happy New Year folks!! Feel free to pat yourself on the back
for making it this far. Here’s to another year of health, happiness and doing
whatever it is you do to keep yourself from machine gunning work colleagues for
shits and grins. In keeping with that age old tradition of pledging to change
things up in the New Year, I have decided to dedicate this post to my resolutions
for 2014. That being said, I’m doing things a little different this time.
As everyone knows, keeping a New Year’s promise is next to
impossible. So I’ve decided to employ a little reverse psychology with my
resolutions. I’m going to pledge to do the opposite of what it is I’m after
thus negating the pressure of having to keep to stupid resolutions while at the
same time succeeding in achieving my goals for the year. So here goes:
Number One: Spend more time at the office and work longer hours. I spend way too much
time on myself or going out with friends when I could be working harder to prove
that I am the best employee and keep my boss happy at the same time.
Number Two:
Increase my alcohol and take-away consumption by at least 100%. I don’t believe
in doing things half-arsed. Go big or go home.
Number Three:
I’m going to put off buying a surfboard indefinitely. The ocean will always be
there, plus with all the hours I’ll be spending at the office I won’t have time
for it anyway.
Number Four:
I’m going to get angry at anything and everything. Anger is life’s best motivator
and I’ve found that it’s the best way to get anything done promptly and done
right the first time.
Well there you have it, my resolutions for the year.
As you can plainly see I shouldn’t have any hassle breaking them, in fact that’s
what the plan is all along. Easiest thing in the world to break is a promise,
so hopefully reaching my goals will be made that little bit easier with a little backwards thinking.
Have a great year! Be safe, be happy and most importantly,
be yourself!! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do or if you do, make sure you put
it on YouTube.
Cheers
